HAKU SWAPPIN'

So here it finally is! Le swap with le sexy a la HAKU-desu. Trolololol. Excuse the "desu" going on in this entry (and Facebook and probably twitter too.. there is no excuse to ever justify the abuse of fangirl lanugage /le sigh-desu (MWAAHAHA!) You can all go blame KAMI and her gf ok.). Anyhoozle, just a quick post on what I got from HAKU. You should all go FOLLOW HER SEXY ASS HERE. She's a kpop fan too and she even knows the steps for Lucifer. WOOOT let's all go tell her to post that shit up RIGHT NOW >: D mwahahhaa.

Lots of goodies from Haku. Shipping took for-fucking-ever, but that's not her fault T_T Poor thing was so worried that shit got lost. /le huggles-desu/

MAC Prep+Prime

Face masks, Skin Food hand lotion with shea butter (smells and feels SO good!)

the Bioré makeup remover wipes that XIAXUE mentioned back in the day!

Lipstick by Estee Lauder! I tried it yesterday and it's pretty good for my skin tone! I'm not big into BAM-colored lips, but this one is good for my odd complexion.. now if only my chin didn't look like a crater these days -__-"

Pond's cleansers! Scrub and foaming cleanser! Leave your face squeaky clean - a  bit drying for me but super nice to use in the shower! (look at my epic G-dragon-like pants there!)

Bath tea-bomb-something-something. I don't have a  tub :C So yeah.. can't use it as of yet! BUT eventually I will! I also got some super cute lens cases : D They're secure (unlike my animal-ones from Shoppingholics) and the solution doesn't seem to be evaporating from there. The Rilakkuma (is that how it's spelled) is currently holding my beloved grey Fynale Honoo lenses! noms!

That's it! THANK YOU SO MUCH HAKU, you derp <3

And thank you all for reading!

MUCH LOVE

My first LUSH order (and first impressions)

I'm lookin' mighty LUSH today~

- hurr hurr -

I broke down the other night and placed an order on LUSH. I've been sent a few items from good friends in the UK and I really liked those! So yeah, I decided to make an order for myself and get a few things to try out.. My skin's been really fucking horrible lately, so I'm rather desperate to fix shit here. lolz.

MY ORDER:

- Daddy-O Shampoo 100g. 

- Skin Drink Moisturizer

- Volcano Foot Mask

- Rub Rub Rub Shower Scrub

- Angels on Bare Skin Cleanser

I wanted to try a few of their best sellers and then some cleansers and moisturizers. I had planned to try some specific things, but I ended up doing something completely different and just went with it. 

FIRST IMPRESSION was weird. The package came ok, the box was a bit.. cheap? I don't know. I'm used to sturdy boxes that are sealed, but this one was extremely wobbly (and slightly concerning). It was sealed though, so that's okay.. The containers arrived OK, except for the Angel-cleanser that was almost completely open in the box. But it was all good - nothing arrived damaged. HOWEVER, my dumb-ass mailman decided to deliver the package to my neighbor's 5-yearold daughter.. whom I don't know at all. Because I wasn't home, this idiot of a mail man delivered the package to my neighbor's little kid. What the actual FUCK..? In what world does logic consist of delivering strangers' mail to kids? I can't even.. ugh.. Post Denmark need to step their fucking game up or I will flip a damn desk through their office window.

Anyhoozle.. I was warned by a friend before that the scent is... gross. And yes, it is absolutely disgusting - not as disgusting as the smell of death oozing from below my sink, but still rather revolting imo... I was a bit meh about the Angels On Bare Skin cleanser because it looked 1. gross, 2. useless and 3. weird. However, I used it tonight and it leaves my stupid-ass sensitive skin SO SOFT and just.. lovely! I used the Skin Drink moisturizer as well and it's super rich (great for night imo).. However, I did apply a bit too much -__-" So I look greasy atm. Haha! -lets skin drink up the goodness-

Anyhoozle, only tried two of the products.. Excited to try out the scrub, foot mask and shampoo! Finally found an affordable purple shampoo~ YAY!

Oh.. and yeah, this is more relevant to an internal joke between Dev and I. lol. AYO WADDUP KREAAAASE. Hahahaha! lololol. /le dies. I'm referring to THIS CLIP btw. HAHA EXO people, wae so funnayyy~? Just rollin' like a buffalooowwwww~  bahahaha.

Excuse that.. but go watch the clip. It's flippin' hilarious!

MUCH LOVE YOU GUISE

(and to KREASE and EXO too harr harr)

Update on Skin Drink: My skin is officially drunk. I'm OVER-moisturized if that makes sense (that's what she said).. Will use much less tomorrow! Update to be found on TWITTER. whadduuup Krease. (HAHA still funny!)

Should God expect you to save the world?

Camwhoring and thoughts for the day

+ thinking about getting a good DSLR again..

LONG ENTRY AHEAD

I slammed on some makeup last night for camwhoring. I was bored, talking to Katie on Twitter and she told me to get on with the makeup tutorials already! I just feel that my camera's too shitty for decent pictures, I'm fat and don't wanna get on camera and generally editing is a fucking gutter slut to do.

Before getting to the pictures.. I wanna talk to you people about something. I got into a conversation with Auburn on Twitter (Yes, THEE Auburn. The singer with "All About Him" and "La La La") about God. Here's the conversation as I screenshot it (cause I'm weird cool for talking to celebs, lol).

This whole conversation made me think.. I'm one of those people, who prefer for myself (and others around me) to own up to their mistakes and take responsibility for their own actions. My parents always taught me that if you fuck up - it's your mistake. If corrections need to me made, it's on your end and you should NEVER blame anyone but yourself for the things that you do or don't do. It's up to you. You choose your path, you walk it.. if everything goes wrong, you take responsibility. 

Anyway, ugh.. this is gonna turn into my presentation Friday - lots of info but no real point. /punches self in the face/ What is wrong with me? I guess I seem like a major idiot for not explaining myself better - on twitter and in life. In the convo above I sound like a bigot, really. My whole point of "realizing one's wrongs" is that if you're even CAPABLE of admitting that you're wrong, then you're already a pretty great person in my eyes. Many people (including myself) have a super hard time admitting that what you did or said was wrong or simply incorrect. So whether you admit your wrongness after or before death doesn't really matter to me, as long as you're willing to admit. So whether you admit that to the people you did wrong or to your God - you're on the right track imo. Then again, I'm not a Christian (nor religious at all). I don't believe in a God and therefore I'm probably not even entitled to an opinion on this matter.. but as you all know, I'll have an opinion on shit even if it doesn't concern me nor my beliefs at all ^__~ that's how I roll. Haha!

Camwhoring session ^__^)/

As said.. Katie made me think that I had to do some makeup-shit for once.. I got a HAUL coming up btw! Received lots of sexy goods from the lovely HAKU, currently residing in Thailand. w00t w00t. More about that in another entry, though.. m(-__-")m otherwise this entry will fucking bore you all to death. /le sigh. SO.. camwhoring.

Ugh I look like a fucking idiot. -__-"/slitwrist/

Also.. My hair's super fucking long and super fucking dry. I'm too cheap to pay for a haircut and I don't even know where to go for an "alternative" haircut. As most of you know I wasn't too keen on what the girl at Hair Change did to my hair when she cut it short. I brought a ton of pics and she didn't get it right AT ALL, so I adjusted it with an old pair of scissors myself and have maintained it like this since.. October? Oh well.. It's hard to cut your hair yourself with terrible equipment and generally it's just a hassle.. /le more sigh/

LASTLY.. Yes, I warned you this was gonna be a long post.

SOURCE

CAMERA TALK. I've been eyeing the NIKON D3100 since Christmas time.. A guy from my uni has it an will probably let me borrow it for a bit before I decide on whether to get it or not.. It decreased in price (-$400 omg!!) and I think it's about time to upgrade my old-ass Olympus that I got in the US back in 2008. It was a nice camera for a first, but I've been craving a DLSR for one and a half years now.. and seeing how other bloggers take such epic pics compared to mine.. T__T ugh my poor ego. So if any of you have any good ideas for a first DSLR (good quality, good for camwhoring and landscape pics for when I go to Korea, $700 tops!) PLEASE let me know! Prices in Denmark are insane, but yeah.. I just really want a nice starter DSLR.. I love taking pictures (of myself, friends and what not) so it'll be nice with a camera that doesn't suck. lolz. Thanks in advance! And thanks for the comments on my last entry ; D you people.. haha! My dad even called me saying that he read the entry.. T____T oh damn! Hahah!

UNTIL NEXT TIME. MUCHOS LOVE-OS

flipping some fucking tables today

Here's a completely irrelevant picture for you shallow people to look at

To celebrate the shittiest fucking day in history, here's a relapse on all the shit that people do that makes me wanna shove them back up their momma's womb and have them re-fucked. If you're gonna whine to me thinking that I'm talking about you, please keep in mind that 1. I hate people who whine, 2. if I don't tell you to shut up when you whine, I most likely don't care enough and 3. I mention no names. So fuck you, you can't sue me. 

Let's go!

1. I hate trains AND buses who don't keep up with their set fucking time schedules. I'd like to take the opportunity to say that WHO EVER (within the DSB corporation) came up with the new bus time tables... needs their fucking face shot off or something. "The bus runs every 8th-15th minutes" WELL ISN'T THAT FUCKING SPECIFIC.

2. People who provide you with shitty ass notes to cover for them.

3. When you get on a bus or train and the person in front of you suddenly stops as if to evaluate the purpose of life in the middle of the automatic doors. MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANT.

4. Incomplete sentences and unspecific information. WHAT am I gonna do with statements such as "This is.... oh.. well... never mind" and "There's a presentation due Thursday" FUCK YOU.

5. People who can't make up their fucking mind.

6. You know that type of person in class who will answer the teacher's question.. and when the teacher (perhaps he/she didn't hear them) goes "Excuse me what?" the idiot of a student goes "Oh.. no.. that wasn't right.. never mind" or they go "UHHH... no... I just blacked out" when it's fucking obvious that they don't know the answer or a too scared to take a chance. GTFO.

7. Idiot questions like "Is that your real hair?" - oh no, it's a wig. I made it out of your mom's chest hair and the bangs of a scene kid I skinned the other day. My god.. what the fuck do YOU think? I have roots and the hair is STUCK to my HEAD.

8. Morons posting retarded comments on youtube "Her eyes are so chinky omg", "his hair is weird", "I love your personality, but your videos suck now" - GET OUTTA HERE. Go back to your mom.. Have her teach you some manners before she lets you back into society. Jeez.

9. People who get their panties in a twist over others who say "retarded" and "gay" - fuck you, I'm both and I don't give a shit. (pun intended)

10. People who spread spam and random bullshit (KONY 2012, "go watch my videos too if you like makeup" and "please subscribe back" counts as well - I don't owe you shit and I couldn't care less.)

11. UNICEF, Greenpeace, Børns Vilkår (Circumstances of Children), Red Cross and other organizations chasing me up and down the shopping streets - I fucking hate children and especially those I'm not related to. My morbid comments usually turn them off, but some fuckers (esp. UNICEF) just won't take no for an answer.

12. People with no manners. This is seemingly very SIMPLE. If I hold the door for you, warn you that the train is coming so your dog won't get run the fuck over, step back so you can enter the bus or do something else that would require a very short but genuine "thank you" and you can't fulfill my expectation of a fucking two-word sentence (in Danish it's only one "Tak") then I hope you get hit by a fucking taxi, furthermore chased by all aforementioned organizations until you reach the door step of your home in front of which you realize that you forgot your key. You then proceed to be eaten alive by these self-righteous organization members only eager to pick the flesh off your bones until they reach the core of your spine which they shall then cook soup off, load into tiny plastic boxes and ship to fucking Africa. Have a nice flight, idiot!

13. Menstrual cycles. They do terrible things to good people.

14. People who like negative statuses on Facebook. What the FUCK is that supposed to even mean? That you agree? That you're happy I got hit by a fucking ferry on my way to school? Or that you have been hit by a ferry too? I don't get it.

15. 12-yearolds in kpop fandoms with access to the internet. STEP OFF BITCH.

16. Heterosexual pre-teens who attempt to write smut about lesbian pairings in kpop. One thing is that you write smut at the age of 12 - I hope your parents find that shit. Another is to know what sex even is. And then we have the whole "So.. how do girls even have sex"-scenario which ALWAYS ends up being the worst, most poorly written shit in the history of fan fictions be they smut or not. Just STOP that. RIGHT NOW.

17. Anyone between 5-20 years of age complaining about their parents being OMG SO UNFAIRZ WTH. Sit yo' ass down and eat your cereal. Your parents kept you alive for all this time. They gave you life and in most cases they should've taken it away sooner than you even came to this age. Who the FUCK at 20 whines about their parents giving them a curfew. If you're living at home - your parents' rules count. If you can't live with that - move the fuck out. Bwara mr. Simple!

18. Ignorant fuckers. I don't care if you're a homophobe, ridiculously religious or just another fucking idiot. If your only argument is that "God say so" I'd like for you to leave his contact information for me to confirm that. And if your only excuse for saying whatever nonsense your ugly-ass mouth keeps releasing from the core of the rotten persona that is you is that "it's a free country", "everybody knows that" or "I have freedom of speech" then I WILL continuously hack on your neck with the sharp end of a canteen tray until the blood flows.

19. People who tell me to calm the fuck down when I'm pissed. DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!! DO I LOOK IN THE POSITION AND MOOD TO WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT? How about I come to your door when your mom dies and says "Hey, let's get wasted" and you go "but.. I can't.. my mom died" and I proceed to tell you what a fucking sensitive wanker you are for getting your panties in a twist over something that petty. Mothers die every day. big deal.. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. And fuck your shit too.

20. Anyone who will now proceed to tell me to calm down or go ahead and whine about "omg are you talking about me?!". It is NOT funny, it is NOT about you and I WILL send a dead girl to kill you in your sleep if you don't back the fuck up. And since most of you probably don't care to read the intro - here it is again; don't whine to me about this. I'm pissed, I'm irrational, I have freedom of speech (har har) and as long as I mention no names or post any pictures, I can say whatever the fuck I want.

Comments are welcome. As always.. Just don't ask me stupid shit. Tell me what pisses you the fuck off and tell me some of your favorite swear words to use.. Should I put a parental advisory tag on here?

BSH fuck that. If you're not old enough to not censor "fuck" then your parents should take that internet away from you right about NOW.

No pictures.. why? Well obviously because I'm too pissed to edit and too annoyed to care.

EDIT: I came up with a 21. Vegans and vege-fucking-tarians trying to shove their self-righteous holiness down your throat by claiming that you're saving the world and the oceans and the little monkeys by not eating meat. FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF TO VEGGIE LAND. I like steak!

BUH-BYE

Spreading the word: HOW CIRCLE LENSES DAMAGED MY EYES

This is for Mint, ok.

Stay strong, girl! ♡

READ HER ENTRY HERE

To let you all know that as beautiful circle lenses may be - the wrong batch may cause you your eyesight. Be it just for a while or forever. I am beyond pissed and upset on her behalf. Of course you'd have to be an idiot to not know what brands she's talking about - at least if you're a circle lenses wearer (like I am). I'll make sure to stay the hell AWAY from those brands. I will not post the names of the brands in this particular entry (even though I thought about it), simply because I don't want the involved companies to 1. sue me and 2. sue Mint. Just.. go read that damn entry already!

we love you, Mint!

almost like an anime character

(that's what he said)
(아니메 처럼.. 호호호) 

I'm back with a super ego post.. pictures of me and my makeup. Around 11:30PM today I decided to put on lenses, makeup and take pictures - because I'm a selfish hoe. That's why. lol. I decided to share the 2 out of 1000000000 pictures that actually came out decent. I was gonna share the pictures of me from the party last night, but I honestly cannot be bothered to transfer to my mac, then to my LG - edit them, transfer them back to my mac, upload them and then fetch the links, edit the links and then put them on here.. So you're just gonna have to do with the pic I uploaded to TWITTER and the other pic on Facebook (if you have access to those, hoho).. 

Hope you liked it! It's now 2:42AM and I seriously ought to sleep. Been lazy all day - eating takeout, drinking pepsi, bumming online.. I got a friend coming over tomorrow. Might even come over at 10AM. I'm so fucked T_T this place looks like a mess. /crey. Anyway, let me know how you like the makeup/lenses/hair/pics/whatever. ^__^)/

laterz guise
MUCH LOVE